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An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns,
drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit
when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of
his license plate.
The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again;
even more slowly. Another flash. He did it again for a third
time, at an even slower speed. Same result.
"This guy must have screwed up the settings," the off-duty
officer thought.
A few weeks later, when he received the violations in the mail,
he discovered three traffic tickets:
Each for not wearing a seat belt!
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| Answering Machine Recording |
In category: Women |
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"You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1
now.......Now press the other one."
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| How is a woman like an airplane? |
In category: Women |
How is a woman like an airplane?
-Both have cockpits.
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| Three wishes |
In category: Sex |
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road,
when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out.
The first man says, "I wish that was Demi Moore's Ass"
The second man says, "I wish that was Pamela Anderson's Ass."
Then the third man says, "I wish it was dark."
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| What is the definition of an overbite? |
In category: Sex |
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When you go down on a girl and come up with a mouth full of shit.
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| How does a women hold her liquor? |
In category: Sex |
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By the ears.
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| A guy walks into an elevator and stands next... |
In category: Sex |
a beautiful woman.
After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?"
The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!"
"Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then."
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| What is the definition of a virgin? |
In category: Sex |
What's the definition of a virgin?
an ugly third grader
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