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he brunette hears a siren
behind them, so she asks the blonde if its lights are on. The blonde turns
around and says "yes, no, yes, no....."
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Dual air bags!
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Where do you look for blondes' obituaries?
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Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet?
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nstruction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If
I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump
off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, Burritos again! If I get
burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bologna
sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a
burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna
and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known
how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have
given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could
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This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. She
asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards -- something
unusual. The clerk points her to a new card just in that day -- "Happy
Birthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry."
The blonde replied, "How cool! I'll take the whole box!"
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(This joke requires the use a small visual. I'll describe the visual
first, then as I tell the joke I'll cue you when to use it)
Visual: Stretch your arms straight out sideways with hands also
stretched wide open.
Joke: Why did the blonde want to date Jesus? She heard he was (use
visual) HUNG LIKE THIS!!!!
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| Three blondes were driving down the highway trying... |
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Three blondes were driving down the highway trying
to get to Disneyland. They saw a sign that read 'DisneyLand Left.'
So they went home.
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How do you change a blonde's mind?
Blow in her ear.
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cause she fears her husband is
having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The
next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful
redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband
jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.
Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "shut up...you're
next!"
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