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Average Iraqi
Has visited the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates, cradle of
the ancient civilization founded by his ancestors
Average American
Once got really sick on the Wild Mouse ride at Six Flags theme
park
Average Iraqi
Willing to participate in Holy War for his nation
Average American
Willing to participate in People's Choice Awards
Average Iraqi
Lines up by the thousands to die for country
Average American
Will go to any extreme to avoid jury duty
Average Iraqi
Has endured many food shortages during wars with Iran and embargo
by West
Average American
Shoves McDonalds cashier if their Happy Meal doesn't include
McCookies
Average Iraqi
Believes if he dies in battle, he will go straight to Paradise
Average American
Believes if, in a dream, you don't wake up before hitting the
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Average Iraqi
Has friend or relative wou read joke
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Long, but pretty good:
On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the
following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a
shipwreck:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later on these same absolutely stunning deserted islands in the
middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred ...
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a
menage-a-trois.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits
with the German woman
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the read joke
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in and is turned down flat because he does not meet their "standards." So
he enrolls in the finest schools to learn the art of being culturally
rich. Moshe learns to cook the finest of foods, appreciate the best art,
drive the best car, wear the classiest suits, etc. He even hires Professor
Henry Higgins to educate him in the proper speech and behavior.
The big day arrives. Martin James Roget arrives at the country club for
his interview.
"Tea?" the interviewer asks.
"Earl Grey, hot please."
"Hobbies?"
"Polo, racket ball, hunting."
"Religion?"
"Goy."
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Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even been coloured in yet.
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The Indy 500.
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Sorry Texans....
He returned to
his office and called the Oklahoma game warden and told him one of his
coyotes was caught in a trap.
"How do you know it's one of our coyotes?" asked the Oklahoma game
warden.
"Well," replied the Texas game warden, "He's already chewed off three
of his legs and he's still trapped!"
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He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.
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Kick his sister in the chin.
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