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ne of them says to the other,
"Hey, do you fancy dropping in there and getting shit-faced?"
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They don't have to swalow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
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One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming out?
"Really?" the second gay man says, "that's amazing!"
The first gay man says, "yeah we're lucky, he's only coming
out of Congress, would you wanna sleep with him?"
Sent by Patrick
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| A worried patient went to his psychiatrist... |
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A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.
"I'm in love with my horse," he said.
"But that's nothing," replied the shrink. "A lot of people love animals.
For instance, my wife and I have a dog that we love very much."
"Ah, but doctor," the patient replied. "It's a sexual attraction that I
feel toward my horse."
"Ahhh!" exclaimed the doc. "What kind of a horse is it? Male or female?"
"Female, of course," said the bloke. "What do you think I am, a faggot!"
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A: A gay time....
Sent by Lara
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Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.
One said to the other "Hey get out of my son!"
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10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinks
his babysitter is gay.
"Whatever makes you think THAT?!!?" says mom.
Timmy replies, "Because his dick tasted like shit!"
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| Why do gay men have moustaches? |
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To hide the stretchmarks.
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| The first time in the gay bar |
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A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:
"I can lick any man in the place!"
The nearest customer looks him up and down,
then says: "Crude, but direct. Tell me, is this your
first time in a gay bar?"
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