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Yo mamma's cross-eyed, she threw a rock at the ground and missed! read joke
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Yo mamma's so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mamma's so stupid, it took her ten minutes to cook Minute Rice.
Yo mamma's so stupid, she stared at a Ford for an hour because it said "Focus."
Yo mamma's so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket for a night and starved to death.
Yo mamma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mamma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car. read joke
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Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!"
Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.
Yo mamma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!
Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own zip code!
Yo mamma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!
Yo mamma's so fat, she rents shade!
Yo mamma's so fat, she invented the lowrider!
Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart a read joke
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Yo Momma is so old she was in Jesus yearbook! read joke
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Yo mamma's so old, she farts dust.
Yo mamma's so old, she ows Jesus $3.
Yo mamma's so old, when God said, "Let there be light," she flipped the switch. read joke
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Yo Mamma is so fat she fell in love and broke it! read joke
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Yo mama is so short, that she can run track around the toilet! read joke
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Yo Mama so fat she could sell shade.
Yo Mama so fat when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
Yo Mama so fat if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Yo mama's so fat she's not kidding when she says "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"
Yo mama's so fat people call her moses, cause every time she steps in water it parts! read joke
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Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application. read joke
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