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| Funky Zone Funny Pictures - Search Results |
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who appeared excessively nervous and shifty-eyed.
Soon after takeoff, the blonde man called a stewardess to his seat and said, "I have a live grenade in my pocket. I'll blow up the plane if you do not divert to Cairo."
Perplexed, the stewardess said, "But, sir. This is TWA flight 1219 to Cairo."
"Damn!" replied the blonde passenger, "I got on the wrong plane." read joke
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| Elevator Magic |
In category: Redneck |
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, "What's this, Paw?"
The father responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is!"
While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened again, and a voluptuous twenty-four-year old woman stepped out.
The father turned to his son and said, "Go get your maw!" read joke
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| The Elevator 2 |
In category: Redneck |
A Kentucky family took a vacation to New York City.
One day, the father took his son into a rather large building; they were amazed by everything they saw --especially the elevator at one end of the lobby.
The boy asked, "What's this, Paw?" The father responded, "Son I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is!"
While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls light up.
They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened again, and a voluptuous 24-year-old woman stepped out.
The father turned to his son and said, "Go get your Maw." read joke
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Yo mamma's cross-eyed, she threw a rock at the ground and missed! read joke
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Yo mama is so ugly, her incubator was tinted.
Yo mama is so ugly, puts face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies.
yo mama is so fat, she mainlines porkchops.
Yo mama is so fat, she sweats BBQ sauce.
Yo mama is so fat, she don't wear Daisey Dukes, she wears Boss Hoggs.
Yo mama is so fat, looks like she has a pack of hot dogs on her neck.
Yo mama is so cross eyed, when she cries, tears go down her back.
Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
Yo mama is so ugly, she has to wear a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
yo mama is so cross eyed, she looks out the front door and sees the back yard.
Yo mama is so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket. read joke
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Yo mamma's cross-eyed, she threw a rock at the ground and missed! read joke
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Yo mama is so ugly, her incubator was tinted.
Yo mama is so ugly, puts face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies.
yo mama is so fat, she mainlines porkchops.
Yo mama is so fat, she sweats BBQ sauce.
Yo mama is so fat, she don't wear Daisey Dukes, she wears Boss Hoggs.
Yo mama is so fat, looks like she has a pack of hot dogs on her neck.
Yo mama is so cross eyed, when she cries, tears go down her back.
Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
Yo mama is so ugly, she has to wear a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
yo mama is so cross eyed, she looks out the front door and sees the back yard.
Yo mama is so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket. read joke
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| A man took his Rottweiler to the vet... |
In category: Animal jokes |
d said "My dog's cross-
eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," said the vet, "lets have a look at him." So he picks the
dog up and has a good look at its eyes.
"Hmm," says the vet, "I'm going to have to put him down"
"Just because he's cross-eyed?" says the man.
"No, because he's heavy," says the vet.
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| A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter... |
In category: Celebrities |
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.
Mother: "What does the cow say?"
Child: "Moooo!"
Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"
Child: "Meow."
Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed
little three-year-old looked up at her mother and replied, "Bud."
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| A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter... |
In category: Kids jokes |
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.
Mother: "What does the cow say?"
Child: "Moooo!"
Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"
Child: "Meow."
Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed
little three-year-old looked up at her mother and replied, "Bud."
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