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Yo mama so fat and stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama is so poor that she thought a quarter back was a refund.
Yo mama is so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican Phone Company!!
Yo mama is so fat that she walked in front of the T.v. and I missed 15 minutes of my show.
Yo mama is so poor she chased the garbage truck with a shopping list in her hand.
Yo mama is so poor that she can't pay attention. read joke
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新he orders a cheese burger from 'McDonalds' and says "hold the cheese"!
新he studied for a blood test and failed!
新he thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.
新he thought meow mix was a record for cats.
新he took lessons for a player piano.
新he tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
新he spent 30 minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said 'concentrate'!
戢t the bottom of an application where it says 'Sign Here' - she put Sagittarius!
搏f you gave her a penny for her thoughts you'd get change.
新he asked me, "What's the number for 911?"!
新he got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged!
新he put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept!
新he sold the car for gas money!
新he took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
新he tried to drown herself in a carpool!
新he tried to steal a free sample!
新he was on the corner giving out potato read joke
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| An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing... |
In category: Blonde jokes |
nstruction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If
I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump
off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, Burritos again! If I get
burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bologna
sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a
burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna
and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known
how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have
given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could
have given him tacos or enchiladas! I did read joke
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Dear Sirs:
I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of the
three dependents I claimed on my 1996 Federal Tax return. Thank you. I
have questioned whether these are my children or not for years. They
are evil and expensive.
It's only fair, since they are minors and not my responsbility, that
the government (who evidently is taxing me more to care for these waifs)
knows something about them and what to expect over the next year. You
may apply next year to reassign them to me and reinstate the
deduction.
This year they are yours!
The oldest, Kristen, is now 17. She is brillant. Ask her! I suggest
you put her to work in your office where she can answer people's
questions about their returns. While she has no formal training, it
has not seemed to hamper her knowledge of any other subject you can name.
Taxes should be a breeze. Next year she is going to college. I think
it's wonderful that you will now be respons read joke
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It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the
son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.
Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?" She saw a sea of blank
faces, except for Martinez, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775."
"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the
people, shall not perish from the earth'"?
Again, no response except from Martinez: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said
Martinez.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.
Martinez, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than
you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans."
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Martinez put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Martinez says, "George Bush to the Japanese read joke
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| During the Mexican/American war... |
In category: Ethnic |
n intense long standoff
occured along the front. For days and days neither side made
any advances. Finally, an American general had a bright idea.
He aimed his rifle to the Mexican trenches and yelled "Hey
Juan!".....A soldier jumped up and replied "What?" The general
shot him dead. This continued for three days.
A Mexican general decided that two could play this game and
decided to try it out. He called out "Hey John!!"
An American replied "John isn't here......is that you Juan?" The
Mexican general stood up, "Yeah?!".....
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| A Mexican, a black, and a white guy... |
In category: Ethnic |
e in a bar having a drink when a
good-looking girl comes up to them and says "whoever can say liver and
cheese in a sentence can have me". So the white guy says
"I love liver and cheese." she says "that's not good enough."
The black says "I hate liver and cheese", and she says "that's not
creative", and then the Mexican says "liver alone cheese mine."
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| So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building... |
In category: Ethnic |
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building
and this white dude sees him. After the Mexican is done the white
guy asks him, "How come you Mexicans don't wash your hands after
you pee?"
And the Mexican guy replies, "Because we Mexicans don't piss in
our hands"
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| What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican? |
In category: Ethnic |
Q: ?
A: Oil of Ole'
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| Ever hear of the redneck who thought... |
In category: Ethnic |
at "Manual Labor" was the new
Mexican President?
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